The Queen of Procrastination

Perdita Masters
5 min readAug 8, 2022
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Today I hands-down, unequivocally, undeniably, win the title of Queen of Procrastination.


I have this piece of client work I need to do. It was due to be handed over today. They were probably expecting it at 9am but I’m so experienced at procrastinating and missing deadlines that I know I’ll get away with bending the definition of ‘Monday’.